Monday, January 23, 2006
ripped this off fabian's blog today. i think it's really cute.HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
without forgetting to:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
and at the same time, you must also:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
it is very important:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
without forgetting to:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
and at the same time, you must also:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
it is very important:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote
Genevieve wrote at 2:27 PM.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
here i am, happily working away (yes, happily...), about to knock off in half an hour's time, listening to enya, when suddenly....that bastard swims into my mind yet again.
his cute ways... i really enjoyed them.
fark.
did i like him that much? how disgusting, bitch.
Genevieve wrote at 7:57 PM.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
urgh i keep sneezing in office.. and for those who have been in my class before should know how tiring sneezing is for me. and all the air-con in office is not helping. wtf is wrong with the aircon today i'm just freezing! just increase the central aircon's temperature by one or two degrees for pete's sake and u'll save like thousands a month! zZZzzZzZz...anyway i watched memoirs of a geisha last sat... I STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT. it's a damn good movie. it shall be my movie of the year. muahahaha.. love the show a lot a lot a lot. it's done in such an exotic manner.. the english is not ang-moh accented, and it is definitely not (thank goodness!) dubbed. and tho it is an english movie, it still retains a little of the japanese culture. plus there's all the beautiful women in the show (except for the adult pumpkin). zhang ziyi... michelle yeoh... and the young 'zhang ziyi' is damnnnn cute.
but i guess what caught me most was the witty remarks from the geisha acted by zhang ziyi and the younger 'zhang ziyi'. she seemed to portray this intelligence; this gift of expressing herself, of which i'm quite envious of haha. i just lurve witty quotes and retorts. i feel like i'm growing out of the "lameness" i used to glorify in during secondary school and my early years in poly. what with the XDs and their lameness, can't seem to take that anymore. i find myself rolling my eyeballs at lame remarks more and more. maybe that was why i couldn't get along with zhihong by the end of 2004. i just... grew. up.
oh wells, hope to see u girls this weekend. quick tell me.. sat afternoon or sun afternoon? and i dunno how to get to shufeng's place.
Genevieve wrote at 1:36 PM.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
21 days left.i'm starting to freak out.
Genevieve wrote at 12:30 PM.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
righto... my first entry for the year 2006. haha. i admit that i've been pretty lazy for the past two weeks or so. bleah. nothing much of significance happened anyway. except the endless rain? haha.. the past few days have been nice and cool. i could sleep without the fan on.. haha like when was the last time that occureD? with all thAt rain, i felt a sense of nostalgia. believe it or not, it was a geography lesson dated like back in early 2003... when ms... shit. what was her name?? HELP PLEASE.. what was the geog teacher's name? fark can't even remember a name these days. getting old... getting old...ya anyway, it was a lesson on convectional rain and _______ rain. i forgot that one. convectional rain means heavy rain in covering small areas lasting for a short period of time, while ________ rain means relatively light rain covering a large area for a long period of time. then mdm shanti (haha!! i recalled her name!!) was stating an example for ________ rain.
"Look outside.. it's been drizzling for the past 3 days. a fine example of _______ rain."
haha... interesting lesson. i loved geog. physical geog, that is. never human. never understood why people liked human. they tell me that human geog is easier to crap during an exam... but all i could crap out was like two sentences??!! i dunno, maybe i'm not someone who likes to crap during an exam. even if i manage to it'll just rally around the same thing and i'll be repeating the same pile of shit. i always have this funny feeling that the marker will laugh and my silly answer and just mark the whole question wrong. haha!
anyway, ERNIE'S BACK!!! time for Gelly & Co. to meet up again. muahahaha... sorry tt i havent been seeing u girls as often as i should. been busy with my work, final year report and him. not that i'm zhong se ok... but u gotta see it from another point of view. u know............... aussie? no worries, i'll prob drive u girls out this weekend or something. we'll arrange something ya? me dad's not in town. hohoho. talking about final year report, it's giving me a headache. literally. i didn't seem to do much but somehow i'm feeling the stress. had to depend on the painkillers the doctor gave me for the same problem previously. else when there's a nagging pain up in my brain 24/7 it's fucking irritating. like i told him before, my head feels like it's some kinda pressure cooker. who knows my skull could be like a volkswagen. haha. recall the terrorist advert.
anyways, it's back to work for me. toodles!
Genevieve wrote at 1:54 PM.